• love david and goliath being like one of the main bible stories for kids. like yeah you might be small but with god on your side you can kill someone with a rock

  • Oh so when golden boy David does it, he’s heroic and a man after God’s own heart, but when I, CAIN-

  • i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"

  • "You can turn me over, I'm done on this side."

    - St. Lawrence of Rome as he is being grilled to death

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